Gremlins In The System?

FILE NAME: Investigation into the first computer virus.

DATE: January 27th 1986.

AGENT(S) INVOLVED: Agent John Willis.


FINDINGS.

On the 19th of January this year (1986), what was quite possibly the very first, disruptive computer virus known to man, was isolated both in the USA and more intensely in Lahore, Pakistan.
It appears at first glance that the so-called virus replaces the boot sector of a floppy disc with itself. Although the (C)Brain virus as it has been called, was not reported to directly attack the hard drive of a computer system, instead simply laying dormant in the system, it has however been blamed for the corruption of saved files upon portable disc's.
On the 25th of January I was sent a floppy disc which contained a sample of the (C) Brain virus for scientific/ paranormal testing in our new techno spiritual monitoring system.
Publicly, the virus has been put down as the work of two brothers from Charminar in Lahore, allegedly being written without malice, as a copy writing measure.

CONCLUSION.

After intense testing we have discovered that the code written for the virus could not possibly have been created by a human. Strong kinetic readings were obtained from the damaged disc and my theory is that was a trail of residual damage left by an Electronic Demon, such as Storala, as he passed through several electronic portals.
Although no hard and fast evidence is available to prove such a powerful Demon's presence, I believe that he passed through my disc weeks before I had received it and that he is still at large somewhere in the world, hence the increasing incidence of software viruses.