Gremlins In The System?

FILE NAME: Investigation into the first computer virus.

DATE: January 27th 1986.

AGENT(S) INVOLVED: Agent John Willis.


FINDINGS.

On the 19th of January this year (1986), what was quite possibly the very first, disruptive computer virus known to man, was isolated both in the USA and more intensely in Lahore, Pakistan.
It appears at first glance that the so-called virus replaces the boot sector of a floppy disc with itself. Although the (C)Brain virus as it has been called, was not reported to directly attack the hard drive of a computer system, instead simply laying dormant in the system, it has however been blamed for the corruption of saved files upon portable disc's.
On the 25th of January I was sent a floppy disc which contained a sample of the (C) Brain virus for scientific/ paranormal testing in our new techno spiritual monitoring system.
Publicly, the virus has been put down as the work of two brothers from Charminar in Lahore, allegedly being written without malice, as a copy writing measure.

CONCLUSION.

After intense testing we have discovered that the code written for the virus could not possibly have been created by a human. Strong kinetic readings were obtained from the damaged disc and my theory is that was a trail of residual damage left by an Electronic Demon, such as Storala, as he passed through several electronic portals.
Although no hard and fast evidence is available to prove such a powerful Demon's presence, I believe that he passed through my disc weeks before I had received it and that he is still at large somewhere in the world, hence the increasing incidence of software viruses.

Partial Recall?

I have not managed to sleep properly since the last time I wrote on here and opened up the second case file.
It was really strange, as when I first read the file on the Cando Event, I laughed heartily at how almost preposterous it sounded. Sure, I once again double checked the validity of the incident and once again it proved to be an airtight report, albeit without the alien space craft of course,and I was once again preparing to face up to a horrible hoax when something deep down in my soul prompted me to take a second look at the case file.
It was then as I read for the second time the name AGENT LAUREN FALCON that a flash of spontaneous light and sound lit up somewhere at the back of my mind and after a few seconds of abject confusion and terrible pain on the back of my eyes, a vision of a women I didn't even know appeared through the mess.
The women was tall,dark, sophisticated and not unattractive and the women was Agent Lauren Falcon, I was sure of it. I could see her in such clear detail, as if I'd known her all my life. As I read the case file for the second time, her writing style became increasingly familiar and I could almost hear her, in a well spoken voice, reading out the case file in my mind.
So I guess this was perhaps the first spark of recognition from the case files, reading the file on the Cando event almost made me feel like I'd known Falcon for years and has increased my curiosity to new heights.
I am beginning to wonder if the email form Agent Sure is, after all legitimate? There was definitely something in the name Agent Falcon that gave me a feeling of true familiarity and maybe even warmth.
I will go on to open further case files, of that I am sure. I need to uncover the truth, although I am also certain that I need to get Christmas over and done with before the potential sparks begin to fly, if only for the sake of my kids. If, that is, they are my kids?
Never has the Christmas period been such an inconvenience. Tis the season to be jolly, confused, tired and intrigued.

Agent Sure will return, 29.12.2009. The Truth Will Out.

Science Shattered #2.

FILE NAME: Brief Investigation Into The Cando Event.

DATE: January 18Th 1994.

AGENT(S) INVOLVED: Agent Lauren Falcon.

FINDINGS.

At 12:00 approximately on the 18.1.1994, I was flown from Heathrow to the small, rural area of Cando in Spain to investigate the sighting of what seemed to be an explosion in the sky occuring earlier that morning.
Several eyewitnesses describe seeing a fireball appear in the sky and remain there for around one minute. After which a possible site for the explosion was identified when a new gorge was discovered in the hillside close to the village.
The limited scientific opinion which I was able to draw upon on the day suggested that a blast of subterranean gases had vented into the air, removing a large section of topsoil as it did. Technically speaking, the convective action of such could plausibly create an electrical charge separation sufficient enough to ignite the gases and create the fireball effect.

CONCLUSION.

After my investigation of the explosion site, I was left with the facts that the gorge was around 200 metres squared and of a very linear and rectangular shape, a shape of such I believe would not have been formed by a random and speedy release of gases.
As expected there was a large amount of foliage missing from the area of impact, which was abundant with greenery all around it. The missing clumps of vegetation were actually discovered a further 350 metres away from the gorge, up the hill and were not scorched or burnt as one would imagine. It looked as if the clump of removed foliage had been picked and carried a short distance away from the explosion.
In addition to these details a number of intricate but damaged electrical components were discovered, littering the gorge. These are now within The Agency's laboratories awaiting testing.
I can only conclude that the scientific explanation for the Cando event is extremely floored and I would put forward that the gorge was caused by a poorly piloted extra terrestrial craft and perhaps the gradient of the hill was underestimated. The explosion in the sky could plausibly have been an engine backfiring or simple a misinterpretation of the craft's lights. Detailed eyewitness reports would have been lacking due to the sheer amount of dust the impact would have created.
The event is similar in nature to the Tunguska Event in Russia in 1908, which also prompted intense speculation on the existence of alien life.

Agent Sure will return next week. The Truth Will out.

Not even a glimmer?

Well there you have it, I've opened one of the many Agency case files currently residing in my inbox and as intriguing as it was, I have to be honest and say that I am not really convinced. There was not even the tiniest glimmer of recognition or the minutest spark in my memory to help me to accept that I am actually Agent Sure.
Incidentally,I searched the London Tornado on google and wiki several times and that part of the case file seems to be technically true, but all of my searches for Agent Sure, The Agency and ASSPIL have all proved ineffective.
Sure, (please excuse the unintended joke) you could say that I cannot search for these things as they are all highly confidential, but a large part of me is beginning to wonder if this is just a well constructed prank?
To be honest though, the strange and irrational actions of my wife Shelley when I was reading the file concerned me a little. After almost creeping into the room she stealthily peered over my shoulder and demanded to know what the hell I was looking at on the Internet. Luckily I managed to shut down the file before she spotted it but her reaction puzzled me slightly?
What if she is an actress, playing my fake life's wife after all? Maybe she was supposed to check up on me and make sure that I never found any traces of The Agency or my former life as Agent Sure ever again? Or maybe on the other hand, she is my real life wife and was checking that I wasn't searching for anything of a 'blue' nature on-line?
I'm not really sure what is going on and although I want to belive my emailed revelation, the logical side of me will not without realistic proof. Which is why I've decided to open up a second file to see if that contains a potential punchline to what could be an elaborate hoax or a clue to my secret identity.
Although, with the Mrs still on the prowl, I may have to leave it until later in the week, just to be on the safe side.

Agent Sure will return 18/12/2009: The Truth Will Out.

The First Of Many?

FILE NAME: THE LONDON TORNADO A.K.A;SPIRITUAL GATHERING.

DATE: 7TH DECEMBER 2006.

AGENT(S) INVOLVED: AGENT L.GORMLEY.

FINDINGS AND EVIDENCE.

At around 11:00 gmt on the 7th of December 2006, a small tornado, estimated as a T4 on the tornado scale swept across the capital before drawing to a standstill above the Kensal Green area of London. No public warnings of such an incident had been recorded before hand.
Estimates eventually put the cost of the damage it caused at around £10 million. Six people received injuries as a result of the tornado and around 100 properties were damaged.

CONCLUSION.

After a stringent review of camcorder and mobile phone footage and after listening to several eyewitness reports, I feel that I can safely conclude that this was not a meteorological event, but more of a paranormal occurrence.
Eye witness reports state a strange, audible howling or screaming noise being present in the atmosphere at the time of the tornado and those foolish enough to get close enough to it also report being able to pick out vaguely human shadows or faces amongst the swirling mists.
Therefore, it is perhaps logical to conclude that is yet another proven spiritual gathering, within which a number of lost souls have clearly joined together to search for a portal into the afterlife.
Although none of the video evidence is clear enough to prove such a conclusion, I can only refer back to the Birmingham Tornado of July 28th 2005, which was actually proven to be a spiritual gathering or ghostly cloud by The Agency in August 2005.

Agent Sure will return 14/12/2009: The truth will out.

And So It Begins.

My name is Agent Sure, although if I'm honest, I didn't know this until yesterday.
I was happily browsing my emails when I came across a peculiar email from an agentsure@ASSPIL. I can assure you, I was not aware of an agent sure or any domain called asspin!
But as it turns out I am actually him, or at least him after he's been brainwashed and that he (or I?) had attached several case files to jog my (or our) memory?
So it seems that I am not who I think I am and that I am perhaps the mysterious agent sure from the Agency of Supernatural, Spiritual and Paranormal Investigation and Location or asspil for short.
They, or so the email said, are one of the many secret government units and agencies in existence and were created in order to investigate the obscure truth behind seemingly normal events and the mundane or scientific causation of paranormal activity.
And it seems that I am one of their agents who shammed the agency and as a result had my memory erased before being placed in a 'normal existence'. But unfortunately I found out the details of my new life before hand and prepared a little aid De memoir on a timed delay!
So here I am sat with a massive attachment in my inbox, not knowing for sure if I want to accept this alternative existence or not? I mean, I like my wife and kids, though I'm not really sure anymore if they are mine or just actors maintaining a prepared facade.
Anyway, just opening up one case file couldn't hurt too much could it?


agent sure will return, 11.12.2009. The Truth Will Out.