Things are getting pretty heated in our household at the moment. My dear wife, the love of my life (or is she?), is becoming increasing interested in my Internet and email usage. Perhaps this is a regular issue of discussion in households up and down the country, but when you think that you are a mind washed government Agent, it takes a whole new shape. Shelley is beginning to become concerned by my obsession with email (although it is actually the case files that steal my attention) and is demanding that I spend more time with her instead of the computer. In fact I'm only managing to write this now as we've just had a blazing argument which concluded in her storming out of the house. The quest to discover my true identity is becoming more perilous by the day.
Her behaviour and the apparent realism of the files are steadily beginning to convince me that I am actually Agent Sure, although still nothing has jogged my memory like the name Agent Falcon did. A feW of the dates in the timeline I featured rung distant bells, but that could just have been coincidence, and maybe a couple of names struck a chord but without further detail, I couldn't really be sure? I think subconsciously, I just want to recognize everything I read as I cannot accept that there is no truth in this hefty document I have received. I guess only time will tell?
In amongst the various case files are some other ASSPIL information sheets, such as the time line I opted to publish last blog. As well as publishing the case files I am inclined to include a few of the sheets, I guess the public deserve to know the truth, not just about incidences, but also about The Agency.
Monday, 18 January 2010
Sunday, 10 January 2010
A Matter Of History.
A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE AGENCY FOR SUPERNATURAL, SPIRITUAL AND PARANORMAL
INVESTIGATION INVESTIGATION AND LOCATION.
1922: The young scientist and gentleman, Christopher Harkstein returns from his world travels. After encountering strange creatures such as 'Drop Bears' in Australia, man-eating trees in Madagascar, and the Loch Ness Monster in Scotland, he
decides to dedicate his life and considerable fortune to the investigation into such phenomena.
1923: After his work into the investigation of carnivorous plants, he is joined in his quest to form The Agency by his close friend and respected scientist, Dr John Brammer.
1924: The Agency become a specialised, Government Agency for the first time,although still operating in secret with only Harkstein and Brammer as Agents.
1937: Harkstein undertakes The Agency's First Government requested investigation during his study into The Hindenberg Disaster.
1939: The Agency is disbanded with the outbreak of the Second World War.
1943: Agent John Brammer is killed in service during The Tunisia Campaign.
1946: Agent Harkstein discovers Nazi secrets hidden in an Underground Hospital during the liberation of Jersey. He immediately reforms The Agency, employing many of his regiment and gaining the immediate, renewed support of the British Government.
1957: The Agency goes from strength to strength and sets up a permanent home in a purpose built, secret base, hidden beneath a toilet paper factory.
1961: Legendary Agent John Willis, joins The Agency on a direct transfer from MI5.
1962: Agent Harkstein is killed at the age of 62, during his investigation into the collapse of The Severn Railway Bridge. Agent Lewis Robertson, an exceptional, young Agent and confident of Harkstein's becomes the new leader of The Agency at the tender age of 25.
1979: The Agency faces turmoil as a mysterious occurrence known as 'The Reaping' takes place across the globe. On a single day, July 24th 1979, eleven Agents including Chief Robertson are killed in suspicious yet unrelated accidents, whilst each on individual missions in different countries. Agent Willis and Agent Duchson are the only two Agents to survive the atrocities.
1980: The Agency is dragged back from the brink of extinction by the new leadership of a mysterious government peer, known only as The Director.
1981: After a review of Agency objectives, The Director names Agent Duchson as the Agency's Chief Directive Agent. An effective employment drive follows.
1989: The rural, British town of Coopers Peak is highlighted as a strong point of phenomena requiring Duchson to conduct a two year investigation into incidents in the town.
1991: Agent Duchson is forced to retire from active duty after being shot in the knee by a young assassin named Nika Marino.
1999: The Agency commission an extensive, three year investigation into a rumour that Lycans are infiltrating the British Police Force, with the intention of complete control. Agent Willis accepts leadership of the case, his last before retirement.
2000: The Agency experiment with mind control and memory removal techniques.
INVESTIGATION INVESTIGATION AND LOCATION.
1922: The young scientist and gentleman, Christopher Harkstein returns from his world travels. After encountering strange creatures such as 'Drop Bears' in Australia, man-eating trees in Madagascar, and the Loch Ness Monster in Scotland, he
decides to dedicate his life and considerable fortune to the investigation into such phenomena.
1923: After his work into the investigation of carnivorous plants, he is joined in his quest to form The Agency by his close friend and respected scientist, Dr John Brammer.
1924: The Agency become a specialised, Government Agency for the first time,although still operating in secret with only Harkstein and Brammer as Agents.
1937: Harkstein undertakes The Agency's First Government requested investigation during his study into The Hindenberg Disaster.
1939: The Agency is disbanded with the outbreak of the Second World War.
1943: Agent John Brammer is killed in service during The Tunisia Campaign.
1946: Agent Harkstein discovers Nazi secrets hidden in an Underground Hospital during the liberation of Jersey. He immediately reforms The Agency, employing many of his regiment and gaining the immediate, renewed support of the British Government.
1957: The Agency goes from strength to strength and sets up a permanent home in a purpose built, secret base, hidden beneath a toilet paper factory.
1961: Legendary Agent John Willis, joins The Agency on a direct transfer from MI5.
1962: Agent Harkstein is killed at the age of 62, during his investigation into the collapse of The Severn Railway Bridge. Agent Lewis Robertson, an exceptional, young Agent and confident of Harkstein's becomes the new leader of The Agency at the tender age of 25.
1979: The Agency faces turmoil as a mysterious occurrence known as 'The Reaping' takes place across the globe. On a single day, July 24th 1979, eleven Agents including Chief Robertson are killed in suspicious yet unrelated accidents, whilst each on individual missions in different countries. Agent Willis and Agent Duchson are the only two Agents to survive the atrocities.
1980: The Agency is dragged back from the brink of extinction by the new leadership of a mysterious government peer, known only as The Director.
1981: After a review of Agency objectives, The Director names Agent Duchson as the Agency's Chief Directive Agent. An effective employment drive follows.
1989: The rural, British town of Coopers Peak is highlighted as a strong point of phenomena requiring Duchson to conduct a two year investigation into incidents in the town.
1991: Agent Duchson is forced to retire from active duty after being shot in the knee by a young assassin named Nika Marino.
1999: The Agency commission an extensive, three year investigation into a rumour that Lycans are infiltrating the British Police Force, with the intention of complete control. Agent Willis accepts leadership of the case, his last before retirement.
2000: The Agency experiment with mind control and memory removal techniques.
Tuesday, 5 January 2010
A New Years Resolution?
Well another new year is here, bringing with it the same old problems. Well not exactly in my case I guess. Have I made a New Years Resolution for 2010? Well you could say that. Its not the usual lose weight, give up smoking etc,etc, as I now only have a single vice, discovering the truth, and I will not be giving that up in a hurry.
Once again, after opening up the computer virus file I guess I felt a little familiarity again. There was nothing overly familiar, I didn't so much recognize the case or the name Agent Willis and there was no burning visual at the back of my minds eye. But the strange thing was, after I'd read the case file and shut my computer down, I could see an image of a small section of encrypted code, and was able to successfully copy the image down onto a piece of paper.
At the time I wasn't really concerned that it was strange as I usually have good short term recall and just presumed that I was remembering a diagram from the file I'd just read, but the thing was when I looked back, there was no illustration on it.
I thought this a little strange, but not as conclusive as my recall of Agent Falcon previously. I have thought a little about her since and it was like meeting an old friend again.
Im slowly beginning to believe that I am Agent Sure, although the evidence isn't quite compelling enough yet. The strange thing is with it all, if I did remember the truth fully, what would I do then? How would it change my life and what would I do with it?
The thought of actually knowing the truth is more mind boggling than wanting to know it. All I know for Sure, is that I must find myself.
2010 is definitely going to be a truthful year.
Agent Sure will return at the weekend. The Truth Will Out.
Once again, after opening up the computer virus file I guess I felt a little familiarity again. There was nothing overly familiar, I didn't so much recognize the case or the name Agent Willis and there was no burning visual at the back of my minds eye. But the strange thing was, after I'd read the case file and shut my computer down, I could see an image of a small section of encrypted code, and was able to successfully copy the image down onto a piece of paper.
At the time I wasn't really concerned that it was strange as I usually have good short term recall and just presumed that I was remembering a diagram from the file I'd just read, but the thing was when I looked back, there was no illustration on it.
I thought this a little strange, but not as conclusive as my recall of Agent Falcon previously. I have thought a little about her since and it was like meeting an old friend again.
Im slowly beginning to believe that I am Agent Sure, although the evidence isn't quite compelling enough yet. The strange thing is with it all, if I did remember the truth fully, what would I do then? How would it change my life and what would I do with it?
The thought of actually knowing the truth is more mind boggling than wanting to know it. All I know for Sure, is that I must find myself.
2010 is definitely going to be a truthful year.
Agent Sure will return at the weekend. The Truth Will Out.
Tuesday, 29 December 2009
Gremlins In The System?
FILE NAME: Investigation into the first computer virus.
DATE: January 27th 1986.
AGENT(S) INVOLVED: Agent John Willis.
FINDINGS.
On the 19th of January this year (1986), what was quite possibly the very first, disruptive computer virus known to man, was isolated both in the USA and more intensely in Lahore, Pakistan.
It appears at first glance that the so-called virus replaces the boot sector of a floppy disc with itself. Although the (C)Brain virus as it has been called, was not reported to directly attack the hard drive of a computer system, instead simply laying dormant in the system, it has however been blamed for the corruption of saved files upon portable disc's.
On the 25th of January I was sent a floppy disc which contained a sample of the (C) Brain virus for scientific/ paranormal testing in our new techno spiritual monitoring system.
Publicly, the virus has been put down as the work of two brothers from Charminar in Lahore, allegedly being written without malice, as a copy writing measure.
CONCLUSION.
After intense testing we have discovered that the code written for the virus could not possibly have been created by a human. Strong kinetic readings were obtained from the damaged disc and my theory is that was a trail of residual damage left by an Electronic Demon, such as Storala, as he passed through several electronic portals.
Although no hard and fast evidence is available to prove such a powerful Demon's presence, I believe that he passed through my disc weeks before I had received it and that he is still at large somewhere in the world, hence the increasing incidence of software viruses.
DATE: January 27th 1986.
AGENT(S) INVOLVED: Agent John Willis.
FINDINGS.
On the 19th of January this year (1986), what was quite possibly the very first, disruptive computer virus known to man, was isolated both in the USA and more intensely in Lahore, Pakistan.
It appears at first glance that the so-called virus replaces the boot sector of a floppy disc with itself. Although the (C)Brain virus as it has been called, was not reported to directly attack the hard drive of a computer system, instead simply laying dormant in the system, it has however been blamed for the corruption of saved files upon portable disc's.
On the 25th of January I was sent a floppy disc which contained a sample of the (C) Brain virus for scientific/ paranormal testing in our new techno spiritual monitoring system.
Publicly, the virus has been put down as the work of two brothers from Charminar in Lahore, allegedly being written without malice, as a copy writing measure.
CONCLUSION.
After intense testing we have discovered that the code written for the virus could not possibly have been created by a human. Strong kinetic readings were obtained from the damaged disc and my theory is that was a trail of residual damage left by an Electronic Demon, such as Storala, as he passed through several electronic portals.
Although no hard and fast evidence is available to prove such a powerful Demon's presence, I believe that he passed through my disc weeks before I had received it and that he is still at large somewhere in the world, hence the increasing incidence of software viruses.
Tuesday, 22 December 2009
Partial Recall?
I have not managed to sleep properly since the last time I wrote on here and opened up the second case file.
It was really strange, as when I first read the file on the Cando Event, I laughed heartily at how almost preposterous it sounded. Sure, I once again double checked the validity of the incident and once again it proved to be an airtight report, albeit without the alien space craft of course,and I was once again preparing to face up to a horrible hoax when something deep down in my soul prompted me to take a second look at the case file.
It was then as I read for the second time the name AGENT LAUREN FALCON that a flash of spontaneous light and sound lit up somewhere at the back of my mind and after a few seconds of abject confusion and terrible pain on the back of my eyes, a vision of a women I didn't even know appeared through the mess.
The women was tall,dark, sophisticated and not unattractive and the women was Agent Lauren Falcon, I was sure of it. I could see her in such clear detail, as if I'd known her all my life. As I read the case file for the second time, her writing style became increasingly familiar and I could almost hear her, in a well spoken voice, reading out the case file in my mind.
So I guess this was perhaps the first spark of recognition from the case files, reading the file on the Cando event almost made me feel like I'd known Falcon for years and has increased my curiosity to new heights.
I am beginning to wonder if the email form Agent Sure is, after all legitimate? There was definitely something in the name Agent Falcon that gave me a feeling of true familiarity and maybe even warmth.
I will go on to open further case files, of that I am sure. I need to uncover the truth, although I am also certain that I need to get Christmas over and done with before the potential sparks begin to fly, if only for the sake of my kids. If, that is, they are my kids?
Never has the Christmas period been such an inconvenience. Tis the season to be jolly, confused, tired and intrigued.
Agent Sure will return, 29.12.2009. The Truth Will Out.
It was really strange, as when I first read the file on the Cando Event, I laughed heartily at how almost preposterous it sounded. Sure, I once again double checked the validity of the incident and once again it proved to be an airtight report, albeit without the alien space craft of course,and I was once again preparing to face up to a horrible hoax when something deep down in my soul prompted me to take a second look at the case file.
It was then as I read for the second time the name AGENT LAUREN FALCON that a flash of spontaneous light and sound lit up somewhere at the back of my mind and after a few seconds of abject confusion and terrible pain on the back of my eyes, a vision of a women I didn't even know appeared through the mess.
The women was tall,dark, sophisticated and not unattractive and the women was Agent Lauren Falcon, I was sure of it. I could see her in such clear detail, as if I'd known her all my life. As I read the case file for the second time, her writing style became increasingly familiar and I could almost hear her, in a well spoken voice, reading out the case file in my mind.
So I guess this was perhaps the first spark of recognition from the case files, reading the file on the Cando event almost made me feel like I'd known Falcon for years and has increased my curiosity to new heights.
I am beginning to wonder if the email form Agent Sure is, after all legitimate? There was definitely something in the name Agent Falcon that gave me a feeling of true familiarity and maybe even warmth.
I will go on to open further case files, of that I am sure. I need to uncover the truth, although I am also certain that I need to get Christmas over and done with before the potential sparks begin to fly, if only for the sake of my kids. If, that is, they are my kids?
Never has the Christmas period been such an inconvenience. Tis the season to be jolly, confused, tired and intrigued.
Agent Sure will return, 29.12.2009. The Truth Will Out.
Friday, 18 December 2009
Science Shattered #2.
FILE NAME: Brief Investigation Into The Cando Event.
DATE: January 18Th 1994.
AGENT(S) INVOLVED: Agent Lauren Falcon.
FINDINGS.
At 12:00 approximately on the 18.1.1994, I was flown from Heathrow to the small, rural area of Cando in Spain to investigate the sighting of what seemed to be an explosion in the sky occuring earlier that morning.
Several eyewitnesses describe seeing a fireball appear in the sky and remain there for around one minute. After which a possible site for the explosion was identified when a new gorge was discovered in the hillside close to the village.
The limited scientific opinion which I was able to draw upon on the day suggested that a blast of subterranean gases had vented into the air, removing a large section of topsoil as it did. Technically speaking, the convective action of such could plausibly create an electrical charge separation sufficient enough to ignite the gases and create the fireball effect.
CONCLUSION.
After my investigation of the explosion site, I was left with the facts that the gorge was around 200 metres squared and of a very linear and rectangular shape, a shape of such I believe would not have been formed by a random and speedy release of gases.
As expected there was a large amount of foliage missing from the area of impact, which was abundant with greenery all around it. The missing clumps of vegetation were actually discovered a further 350 metres away from the gorge, up the hill and were not scorched or burnt as one would imagine. It looked as if the clump of removed foliage had been picked and carried a short distance away from the explosion.
In addition to these details a number of intricate but damaged electrical components were discovered, littering the gorge. These are now within The Agency's laboratories awaiting testing.
I can only conclude that the scientific explanation for the Cando event is extremely floored and I would put forward that the gorge was caused by a poorly piloted extra terrestrial craft and perhaps the gradient of the hill was underestimated. The explosion in the sky could plausibly have been an engine backfiring or simple a misinterpretation of the craft's lights. Detailed eyewitness reports would have been lacking due to the sheer amount of dust the impact would have created.
The event is similar in nature to the Tunguska Event in Russia in 1908, which also prompted intense speculation on the existence of alien life.
Agent Sure will return next week. The Truth Will out.
Monday, 14 December 2009
Not even a glimmer?
Well there you have it, I've opened one of the many Agency case files currently residing in my inbox and as intriguing as it was, I have to be honest and say that I am not really convinced. There was not even the tiniest glimmer of recognition or the minutest spark in my memory to help me to accept that I am actually Agent Sure.
Incidentally,I searched the London Tornado on google and wiki several times and that part of the case file seems to be technically true, but all of my searches for Agent Sure, The Agency and ASSPIL have all proved ineffective.
Sure, (please excuse the unintended joke) you could say that I cannot search for these things as they are all highly confidential, but a large part of me is beginning to wonder if this is just a well constructed prank?
To be honest though, the strange and irrational actions of my wife Shelley when I was reading the file concerned me a little. After almost creeping into the room she stealthily peered over my shoulder and demanded to know what the hell I was looking at on the Internet. Luckily I managed to shut down the file before she spotted it but her reaction puzzled me slightly?
What if she is an actress, playing my fake life's wife after all? Maybe she was supposed to check up on me and make sure that I never found any traces of The Agency or my former life as Agent Sure ever again? Or maybe on the other hand, she is my real life wife and was checking that I wasn't searching for anything of a 'blue' nature on-line?
I'm not really sure what is going on and although I want to belive my emailed revelation, the logical side of me will not without realistic proof. Which is why I've decided to open up a second file to see if that contains a potential punchline to what could be an elaborate hoax or a clue to my secret identity.
Although, with the Mrs still on the prowl, I may have to leave it until later in the week, just to be on the safe side.
Agent Sure will return 18/12/2009: The Truth Will Out.
Incidentally,I searched the London Tornado on google and wiki several times and that part of the case file seems to be technically true, but all of my searches for Agent Sure, The Agency and ASSPIL have all proved ineffective.
Sure, (please excuse the unintended joke) you could say that I cannot search for these things as they are all highly confidential, but a large part of me is beginning to wonder if this is just a well constructed prank?
To be honest though, the strange and irrational actions of my wife Shelley when I was reading the file concerned me a little. After almost creeping into the room she stealthily peered over my shoulder and demanded to know what the hell I was looking at on the Internet. Luckily I managed to shut down the file before she spotted it but her reaction puzzled me slightly?
What if she is an actress, playing my fake life's wife after all? Maybe she was supposed to check up on me and make sure that I never found any traces of The Agency or my former life as Agent Sure ever again? Or maybe on the other hand, she is my real life wife and was checking that I wasn't searching for anything of a 'blue' nature on-line?
I'm not really sure what is going on and although I want to belive my emailed revelation, the logical side of me will not without realistic proof. Which is why I've decided to open up a second file to see if that contains a potential punchline to what could be an elaborate hoax or a clue to my secret identity.
Although, with the Mrs still on the prowl, I may have to leave it until later in the week, just to be on the safe side.
Agent Sure will return 18/12/2009: The Truth Will Out.
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