Showing posts with label hoax. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hoax. Show all posts

Sunday, 18 April 2010

Proof Of Identity?

Well there we go, that almost makes this ridiculously time consuming quest worth while.
Agent Sure (whether it is, sorry, was me or not) actually did exist. Unless of course this bunch of emails is just a hugely elaborate and well constructed hoax after all. Although if it was, I cannot understand why its creator should go to such lengths and depth and why I've only just come across the name 'AgentSure' now after five months of trawling through electronic documents? Surely if it was a cruel trick, the name would have been evident earlier on in the case files?
Besides, I really don't think I know anyone that dislikes me enough to play such a terrible trick on me, and it all seems so unbelievable and inventive that its difficult to imagine it as anything but the truth.
I am admittedly beginning to believe in my alter ego. I can't eat, work, sleep or do anything other than think about it and the evidence is stacking up in its favour.
1)There is the irrational behaviour of my so called wife,
2)The unbelievable moment of clarification I suffered on reading the name 'Agent Falcon' and
3)The written proof of existence of AgentSure.
I can't help thinking that as soon as I read a case file written by AgentSure, everything will become crystal clear and I'll remember it all. Or at least I hope it will. Just hope I can find a case file I've, sorry, he's written pretty soon.

The Truth Will Out.

Monday, 14 December 2009

Not even a glimmer?

Well there you have it, I've opened one of the many Agency case files currently residing in my inbox and as intriguing as it was, I have to be honest and say that I am not really convinced. There was not even the tiniest glimmer of recognition or the minutest spark in my memory to help me to accept that I am actually Agent Sure.
Incidentally,I searched the London Tornado on google and wiki several times and that part of the case file seems to be technically true, but all of my searches for Agent Sure, The Agency and ASSPIL have all proved ineffective.
Sure, (please excuse the unintended joke) you could say that I cannot search for these things as they are all highly confidential, but a large part of me is beginning to wonder if this is just a well constructed prank?
To be honest though, the strange and irrational actions of my wife Shelley when I was reading the file concerned me a little. After almost creeping into the room she stealthily peered over my shoulder and demanded to know what the hell I was looking at on the Internet. Luckily I managed to shut down the file before she spotted it but her reaction puzzled me slightly?
What if she is an actress, playing my fake life's wife after all? Maybe she was supposed to check up on me and make sure that I never found any traces of The Agency or my former life as Agent Sure ever again? Or maybe on the other hand, she is my real life wife and was checking that I wasn't searching for anything of a 'blue' nature on-line?
I'm not really sure what is going on and although I want to belive my emailed revelation, the logical side of me will not without realistic proof. Which is why I've decided to open up a second file to see if that contains a potential punchline to what could be an elaborate hoax or a clue to my secret identity.
Although, with the Mrs still on the prowl, I may have to leave it until later in the week, just to be on the safe side.

Agent Sure will return 18/12/2009: The Truth Will Out.